The 2-Minute Frozen Coffee That Beats the Drive-Thru
Five ingredients, one blender, zero patience required — this is the frozen coffee you make when you want the treat without the trip.
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One blender, five ingredients, and about the time it takes to find your keys.
Hey! So this one is less a recipe and more a rescue mission. Some days you want a fancy coffee shop drink and you do not want to put on real pants, find parking, or spend seven dollars to get it. That is exactly what this frozen coffee is for. Coffee, cream, chocolate syrup, whipped topping, and ice go into a blender and about sixty seconds later you have something that tastes like dessert but drinks like coffee.
Coffee and chocolate are doing more work together than you'd think, which is worth knowing before you decide what to serve alongside.
CoffeeChocolate
Score 92Mocha — massive compound overlap. Both carry toasted, clove-like and buttery notes.
Whipped ToppingChocolate
Score 88Chocolate mousse topping. Both carry creamy notes.
This drink is rich enough to be dessert, so I treat it that way. A warm cinnamon roll or a slice of banana bread next to it turns breakfast into something worth taking a photo of, and honestly a plain buttered croissant does the job too. If you are serving it after dinner instead, go simple with shortbread cookies. The coffee and chocolate stay the star of the show.
Brew your coffee the night before and chill it, that is the only real prep here. For the whipped topping, grab whatever tub is in your grocery's freezer case, truwhip or cool whip both work fine. The creamer can be whatever flavor you already have in the fridge, a vanilla or hazelnut one leans this into more of a dessert coffee, while plain half-and-half keeps it closer to a straight-up iced coffee with a milkshake body.
In the summer I'll swap the plain creamer for a caramel or coconut one and call it a day. If I want it less sweet, I use unsweetened cocoa powder instead of chocolate syrup, which pulls back the sugar while keeping that same coffee-and-chocolate combo going. And if someone in the house wants decaf, this recipe genuinely does not care, it works exactly the same either way.
- Contains
- milk
- Fits
- Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Halal, Kosher
Halal and kosher also depend on how the ingredients are sourced and certified.
Substitutions that still taste like the recipe.
Beyond the caramel or coconut creamer swap and the cocoa powder trick mentioned above, here's the full swap list if you want to play around more.
- espresso
Brings caramelly notes; lacks the clove-like and smoky notes.
- black tea
Brings piney, citrusy, fresh and grassy notes; lacks the toasted, browned, earthy and roasted notes.
- green tea↓ bitter
Brings piney, citrusy, fresh and grassy notes; lacks the toasted, browned, earthy and roasted notes.
- ice cream↑ sweet
Brings caramelly notes.
- whole milk
Lacks the fruity notes.
- coconut cream↑ fatty
- cocoa powder↓ sweet↓ fatty
Lacks the creamy and coconutty notes.
- molasses↓ fatty↑ sweet
Lacks the earthy, roasted, creamy and coconutty notes; sweeter-bodied.
- milk chocolate↑ sweet↓ bitter
Lacks the earthy, roasted and buttery notes; sweeter-bodied.
- Dairy & Eggs
- $0.25
- Beverages
- $0.39
- Baking
- $0.02
Common questions
Can I use decaf coffee for this?
Why did my frozen coffee turn out watery instead of thick?
Can I make this without whipped topping?
Is this drink very sweet?
That's really the whole recipe: dump it in the blender, hit go, pour it into a cold glass, and go about your day feeling like you did something nice for yourself. Make it once and you will probably stop ordering the coffee shop version, at least on the days when pants are optional. Browse all recipes for more like this one.
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